Sebastian Stan's penis has entered the chat! His Marvel movie Thunderbolts* kicks off summer blockbuster season on May 2nd, but far too many people are hitting theaters without realizing the extent of Stan's talent. The lengths to which he's gone on screen. The... penis. We're talking about penis people. Let's see what Bucky Barnes got into pre-Thunderbolts*, shall we?
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We thought that Stan couldn't out his full frontal nudity in 2020's Monday. But at forty-two-years-old Sebastian Stan delivered an even better look at his uncut penis and large low-hanging balls in the critically acclaimed drama A Different Man. And in between those two projects, Stan had a hell of a lot of fun with a crazy prosthetic penis in his wild bio series Pam Tommy, in which he plays the famously well-endowed Tommy Lee. Not sure why they used a prosthetic. The size is right and we're fairly certain Sebastian's penis can talk, right? (More on that in a second).
Sebastian Stan's First Frontal Scene in Monday
Stan fanned the flames of our desire when he randomly went fully nude in a little-known indie, Monday. He plays one half of a crazy couple who go on an insane bender in Greece. They are so sloppy that they get naked while riding a motorcycle. A run in with the Greek popo gives us this great shot of a fully naked and fully shaved Sebastian. It's clear to see in this first frontal scene that Stan's an uncut above the rest.
01:41:38 Sebastian Stan and his lady get into a chase with the coppers, fully naked on their moped. We get to see that beautiful cock of his yet again! (1 min 49 secs)
Sebastian Stan's Prosthetic Penis in Pam Tommy
Prosthetic penises became all of the rage in the mainstream media following season three of The White Lotus, when famously Jason Isaacs refused to divulge if he used one for his frontal scene. Spoiler, he did, but that's not the point. The point is that prosthetic is on the menu, and people are loving it. Since Stan's prosthetic penis in his Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee bio series Pam Tommy talks in one trippy scene, it's safe to say that it's prosthetic. But he'll never tell.
Ep. 01x02 | 00:21:10 Grab some nice looks at Sebastian's real ass while he talks with his fake penis! (1 min 15 secs)
Sebastian Stan Penis In A Different Man
Stan plays a man named Edward who undergoes an experimental procedure to rid him of his disfigured face which is caused by neurofibromatosis. Edward's new face is that of Stan, and he cashes in on his good looks by changing his identity to a man named Guy and faking the death of his previous identity, Edward. This is an A24 movie, so expect things to get twisted. Guy finds out that his crush has produced a play about Edward's life. Guy auditions for the play without revealing that he is Edward and gets the part. He uses a mask to play his previous self, Edward.
Meanwhile another man with neurofibromatosis, Oswald, enters the picture and ends up beating out Guy for the lead part in the play. Also, Guy's crush Ingrid, played by Renate Reinsve, develops a thing for Oswald and dumps Guy. He continues on a downward trajectory while Oswald builds up a successful career and love life. How the tides have turned!
Sebastian Stan in A Different Man
01:07:31 Sebastian Stan graces us with some full frontal nudity here as he walks back into the bedroom with a mask on to screw Renate! (1 min 15 secs)
Guy's sexual relationship with Ingrid leads to a kinky scenario in which Ingrid asks him to put on the mask he uses in the play! When he gets out of bed to do so, we get an insanely clear shot of Sebastian Stan's now-famous uncut cock and sweet low-hanging balls. Seriously, what's not to stan?
Sebastian Stan's Best Nudity To Date In Pictures
Below we rounde up all of the best Sebastian Stan nudity to date so you don't have to. Check out his sexiest pics in the gallery below!
