Mr. Man's Boys of Summer Blockbusters May 2025
Summer is finally here, and along with it a slew of hotly anticipated blockbuster movies hitting theaters! We’re rounding up the biggest movies of summer 2025, as well as the hottest stars in their best nude roles! Get it? Good.
The first weekend in May kicks off summer blockbuster season, and Marvel often nabs this coveted spot. This year is no different, with Thunderbolts* ushering in the season with its May 2 debut. Who stars in Thunderbolts? Sebastian Stan. Where did he show his cock? In Monday and A Different Man. This is how things are going to work around here.
This summer is so stacked that we’re updating this massive list throughout the summer with each month’s new releases. Keep reading for all of the sexiest boys of the summer box office, and come back again and again. Speaking of coming again and again…
May 2: Thunderbolts*
Marvel looks to reclaim its box office throne with its quirky take on the comic book movie. After some high-profile misses, Thunderbolts* is sure to reignite a fire in Marvel fans. And that’s because the cast is hot. We have both Sebastian Stan and newcomer Lewis Pullman, to name a few of the stars!
Mr. Man's Take
Bucky Barnes in the MCU is portrayed by acclaimed actor Sebastian Stan. This actor lives two lives - one as a Marvel superhero and one as an R-rated indie star who loves to show off his cock! He followed up his frontal debut in 2020’s Monday with this awesome shot of his uncut member in 2024’s A Different Man.
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Bill Pullman’s son plays Sentry in Thunderbolts*. AppleTV+ viewers got a lesson in anatomy when he showed off his fine physique in Lessons In Chemistry. AppleTV+ has a horrible nudity track record, so appreciate this!
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Speaking of nepo offspring, Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn’s son Wyatt Russell is getting in on that Marvel money with his comic book character U.S. Agent. He showed his booty almost a decade ago in 2016’s Everybody Wants Some!!
May 9: Friendship
In the R-rated comedy Friendship, Tim Robinson plays a socially awkward family man who develops an obsession with his affable neighbor played by Paul Rudd. Who can blame him? Rudd is a perennial hottie, plus his costar in Friendship, Josh Segarra, loves showing off his bod on camera.
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Before he was an A-lister, Ant-Man himself teased his ass playing a camp counselor in this cult classic. Rudd is oddly stingy with nudity, so we’ll take what we can get here.
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You may best know Josh for his nude scenes in the hilarious comedy series The Other Two, but check out his sex scene with Amy Schumer in Trainwreck, where she can’t get over how big his dick is!
May 16: Hurry Up Tomorrow
Grammy-winning artist The Weeknd gets his turn on the big screen after dividing audiences with his series The Idol. That audience - four people. Joking! He teams up with indie king Barry Keoghan for Hurry Up Tomorrow, in which The Weeknd plays an insomniac who loses touch with reality when he meets an unhinged guy.
Mr. Man's Take
We had you at Barry Keoghan, didn’t we? He famously showed off his hung, uncut Irish cock while prancing around a mansion buck nude at the end of his homoerotic movie Saltburn. Hoping for a repeat here, naturally.
May 16: Magic Farm
Mr. Man's Take
Magic Farm is an absurdist comedy featuring indie royalty Chloë Sevigny and Alex Wolff. Former adult star Simon Rex played a porn star in Red Rocket, and while he enlists a prosthetic cock for his frontal nude scene, that ass is all real.
May 23: Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning
You know it, you love it, it’s another Mission: Impossible movie. The Final Reckoning is the eighth movie in a franchise that kicked off all the way back in 1996. People tune in for Tom Cruise’s crazy stunts…
Mr. Man's Take
But do they know about the ding dong? Tom Cruise was only twenty-one years old when he slipped his cock in 1983’s All The Right Moves!
May 23: Lilo and Stitch
The beloved Disney animated classic comes to life with the live-action Lilo & Stitch, which is all but certain to have a better box office than the universally derided Snow White live-action remake. Stitch really is that bitch!
Mr. Man's Take
Billy Magnussen will appear as Pleakley both in CGI and human form. He’s amassing a tidy little nudity résumé, and we love this shot of his smooth booty in Tell Me A Story. It’s Magnussen-cent. Sorry.
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