Ebon Moss-Bachrach Nude

It’s hard to look past Ebon Moss-Bachrach’s amazing blue eyes, but thanks to his pussy-eating, side-butt baring sex scene on the HBO drama Girls, you’ll forget that he even has eyes! The pride of Amherst, Massachusetts, Ebon's parents gave him the middle name "Che" after the famous Revolutionary. Since his parents were obviously intellectuals, it it might not surprise you he ended up as an Ivy Leaguer, specifically, a Colombia grad. Getting his acting career on, Ebon got his start alongside Gene Wilder in Murder in a Small Town (1999). Ebon moved on to playing a bellboy in The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Charlie Stewart in Mona Lisa Smile (2003), and Keanu Reeves' brother Henry Wyler in The Lake House (2006). After keeping it presidential as John Quincy Adams in the miniseries John Adams, Ebon started finding serious success on the small screen. He was Nick Salenger on Damages, Norwegian scientist Niels Sorenson on The Last Ship, and most interestingly, Desi Harperin on HBO's Girls. Desi was Marnie's douchey musician boyfriend who hates the idea of nine to fiving it nearly as much as he hates being faithful. Why's she stick with him? Have a look at Desi making her messy, if you catch our drift, all over the kitchen and you'll understand. We see Ebon's face buried in Allison Williams' ass, then see Ebon's buns while he rails her against the wall. Other than some shirtless strumming, what really had our hard ons humming was seeing his dick while he takes an outdoor shower. Those scenes had us super into Girls, even though we're not into girls at all! Since we know he's not working with a micro penis, it was all good watching his work as Rising Tide operator David "Micro" Lieberman on The Punisher. There's something kind of sexy about seeing him tied up naked, being tortured, since it let's us imagine ourselves as rescuing the damsel and being rewarded with some dickstress relief! There were good looks at his chest in Tokyo Project (2017), but Ebon hasn't been flashing much lately. That's not to say he hasn't been working, after all, he was Vic's drunk dad Chris McQueen on NOS4A2, the dogged journalist wed like to do us doggy style John Carreyrou on Hulu's Theranos drama The Dropout and most recently Michael's best friend Richie Jermiovich on the restaurant drama The Bear. We preferred the barenaked stuff, which let us imagine putting our paws all over Ebon. Ebon Moss-Bachrach, we want our sauce all over your back!