Evan Seinfeld Nude

NBC’s New York City-set sitcom Seinfeld (1989-1996) is famous for being “a show about nothing,” while Brooklyn babe Evan Seinfeld is an infamous showman who likes to wear nothing! Yes, the tattooed beefcake has a knack for flashing his flesh on stage and on screen. As porn star Spyder Jones, he’s bared all in Daddy I’m a Porn Star Now! (2007) and Smokin’ Hot Spinners (2009). The nude dude also co-starred in Reign of Tera (2005), Tera Goes Gonzo (2008) and Teradise Island: Anal Fever (2006) with his ex-wife, veteran porn performer Tera Patrick. No wonder, he won two XBIZ Awards! In addition to these erotic accomplishments, Evan is the founder of the subscription service IsMyGirl. Yet he’s better known for his contribution to music. The current Attika7 frontman is the former lead vocalist, bassist, and founding member of the American hardcore band Biohazard. As if his macho status needs any more cool credits, Evan is actually the second cousin of comedian Jerry Seinfeld! The hardworking hottie also sizzled on Oz (1998-2003). HBO’s hit prison drama features Christopher Meloni, J.K. Simmons, Harold Perrineau, Lee Tergesen, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Eamonn Walker, and Evan’s full frontal nudity! As biker Jaz Hoyt, the captivating captive flaunts his flaccid fellow at a reporter while making tongue gestures. If that’s not salacious enough, the naked knockout exposes his inked abs, shaft and sack when he’s thrown into solitary confinement. Mr. Man would happily turn himself in if it meant being locked up with Mr. Seinfeld in the buff!