I Love Dick (2016-2017)

I Love Dick (2016), and if you're here, it's safe to assume you do too! No, unfortunately this one's not a love letter to our favorite self-inflating organ, it's an Amazon Prime show that lasted just one season in 2017. We needed more Dick! Based on the 1997 novel, Kathryn Hahn stars as Chris, a documentary filmmaker married to an academic who studies the holocaust (Griffin Dunne). Chris isn't very excited about life until her husband gets an academic residency in Marfa, Texas, where she'll get introduced to a sexy cowboy artist/professor named Dick (Kevin Bacon). Her hubby's a bore, but Dick's exciting, macho, and has all sorts of the Texas swagger her New Yorker husband couldn't even pretend to have. Since this is a female fantasy, he's kind of a jerk to her, too. Needless to say, Chris is lusting after the thing between his legs in no time! Soon enough she'll be writing him love letters and having to decide to stick with her dull husband or get her some of that good Dick! Even her husband will get weirdly obsessed with the professor that has an entire town wrapped around his finger! Yeah, it's all about Dick, but is there dick? Unfortunately, not from Kevin or Griffin Dunne. Instead, we get to watch as Kevin Bacon shows his buns stripping down to go skinnydipping at a watering hole. Seeing Kevin play a sexy cowboy with a huge belt buckle is truly buckling our knees! Call us one third of a BLT, because we'd love to get squeezed between Bacon's buns! Griffin shows his dumper while both railing his wife and doing some naked dancing. He's no cowboy, but he's still worthy of a ride. As for the dick, we do see a bit of Rafael Miguel's man-unit when the young stallion starts porking Kathryn Hahn! Those scenes have us sick we didn't get more I Love Dick!