happy pride month here’s Christopher Meloni in Interview mag pic.twitter.com/C3k9Hv54S6
— sarah-tai black (@sarahtai) June 9, 2021
America's daddy Christopher Meloni sat down with Interview Magazine to deliver a revealing interview touching on everything from the shape of his ass to his newfound zaddydom. It's a moment. It's a cultural reset. Etc. What we're really loving is how gawddamn sexy Chris Meloni looks in the accompanying spread. Meloni poses for a series of Polaroid pictures that capture his overall zaddyness. This man has confidence to spare, and ever so casually teases his muscular body and hot belly hair, as well as his defined arms and legs. May we all be this gorgeous when we're... wait for it... sixty years old!
Dear Christopher Meloni,
Yes I do the cooking. Yes I do the cleaning. pic.twitter.com/ejiJDfhlgF — empanada daddy (@matiasgomeznyc) June 9, 2021Here are just some of the highlights from Christopher Meloni's interview. You can check out his full Interview Magazine spread HERE.
On the literal shape of his ass:
"This is what has happened. I’ve been blessed with glutes that have an attractive shape." However Chris doe work with a trainer on keeping his butt in tip top shape. "So I guess you could argue that the glute-peeping public are now reaping the benefits of all that hard work.”
On being America's zaddy:
“I’ve been called that a lot, and who am I to argue with it? Sure, I’m a zaddy.”
On working as a bouncer when first trying to make it in NYC:
"You’re there to try to police people who are shitfaced, so you should have a gift for gab, and I’m not that good at that. And I don’t have a diplomacy bone, so consequently, there were a couple of times where it got messy.”
On the possibility of filming Cameos (which we would love!)
"I can’t do it for monetary gain. Maybe I should see a shrink about that. But I am trying to convince myself to do it for a charity."
We're a charity!
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