Not enough naked asses on your holiday wishlist? Then consider adding these four newly released titles to your letter to Santa. It’s not too late to stuff your stocking with more celebrity man meat, so what are you waiting for?
Demolition Man 4K Blu-Ray
Just a year after its 30 anniversary, the futuristic action film starring Sylvester Stallone has a brand new limited edition high-quality release. Sly and his sexy side butt and cum gutters are placed in cryo-stasis until he’s thawed out in 2032. He may be frozen, but you’ll be the one who’s stiff!
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Far and Away 4K Blu-ray
Another blockbuster 90s movie out in HD, this one featured star Tom Cruise’s A-List ass coming out of his pants as an Irish immigrant who becomes a bare-knuckle boxer - emphasis on the bare!
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Apocalypse Now Final Cut 4K Blu-Ray
Francis Ford Coppola’s Oscar-winning epic from 1979 gets a limited exclusive SteelBook release today called the Napalm Sunrise edition. You’ll be putting the palm in napalm when you see Martin Sheen’s cock and caboose come out to say hello. Smells like dick-tory!
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The Apprentice DVD
Sebastian Stan’s polarizing turn as Donald Trump earlier this year is now available to own on DVD, and while it’s nothing compared to the full frontal in his other 2024 film, we still get a glimpse of Sebastian’s seat during an unsuccessful blowjob scene. Nice Apprent-ass, Stan!
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