Holding a degree in Medieval Drama from The University of Chicago, Craig Ricci Shaynak is classically trained, and classically sexy. Shaynak is like a big fluffy teddy bear, so it makes sense we would finally get a peak under the stitching with his role in Ted 2 (2015). Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane wrote and directed the film and voiced its titular teddy bear. The film also stars Mark Whalberg, who along with his living stuffed bear Ted tries to get Amanda Seyfried to toss a piece of Cookie Crisp into Craig’s crack. They’ve encountered Shaynak at a dinner counter, and this rude boy is being a rude customer. Impatiently waiting for his coffee, this hot cup of Craig has let his pants fall a healthy few inches in the back, offering viewers a crack that deserves a plaque. Once they successfully land that cookie in Craig’s mighty valley, he turns around revealing that he’s blind. You’d have to be blind not to see the drop dead sex appeal of this actor. Though the film doesn’t show off Craig’s eggs, or even his third leg, fans of Craig will beg to tap this keg.
