Everyone is obsessed with David Harbour. That's understandable. He is a full-fledged daddy. Everyone is begging to see David Harbour nude, but he hasn't done it yet. He needs to. I am not being hyperbolic here. He NEEDS to go nude. All of his fans and adoring and horny audience members need it. We need it, so the Stranger Things star NEEDS to go nude. Let's make the case:
He has been acting ever since 1999 when he had his first role as Officer Shanks on As the World Turns. So even as a young man, he gave off an air of authority! He played small parts in Brokeback Mountain, Revolutionary Road, The Newsroom, and many more. He even played Hellboy in 2019's Hellboy. All of that is fine and dandy, but none of it included nudity.
He broke out as a star when he played the hot and caring police officer Chief Hopper on Stranger Things. Hopper is rugged, rough, and sweet all at once. He has a painful past. He could use a gentle touch. He's a man in uniform. He's our everything. He checks every single box. He goes shirtless quite often throughout the show. That's as nude as he gets and he has all begging for more.
In the most recent season of Stranger Things, he even gets hosed down in a Russian prison. The camera is too far distanced for us to actually see ass, so we do not see any booty even though it is implied that he is naked. I'd much rather have him actually go nude, but I will happily take a nude implication while I patiently wait for a David Harbour nude scene. The hose down also helps to really tease us horn dogs who have a crush on him.
He has gone shirtless on Saturday Night Live as himself and in Black Widow where he sports tattoos on his chest and on his backside while playing Red Guardian. He is the superhero of our dreams even when he struggles to fit into his old costume. I love a tight spandex suit on David. I think that it suits him, but I would love it if he wore absolutely nothing at all.
David Harbour is hot, but why? That is something we simply cannot answer. It's a vibe. It's a feeling. It's His Whole Entire Thing. There is just something about him. He seems like a cuddly teddy bear who would comfort you and also fight someone for you. He seems like he would hold you after sex and that he would be down to try anything. He seems like he has a great sense of humor and the ability to open jars that seem hard to open. What? Just me? I know that I'm not alone because y'all have been searching for his nude pics!
Whatever the reason you are attracted to David Harbour, I get it. I totally get it.
