Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Ang Lee’s Brokeback Mountain (2005) lassoed critical praise and a bunch of accolades — not to mention serving up a heaping helping of male skin that made our trousers tighten! In other words, the LGBTQ+ flick offers T&A from Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal despite having the likes of Anna Faris, Anne Hathaway, Kate Mara, Linda Cardellini and Michelle Williams in the cast. Based on Annie Proulx’s same-named short story, the R rated drama follows young cowboys Ennis Del Mar (Ledger) and Jack Twist (Gyllenhaal) who are hired to corral sheep in Wyoming back in 1963. As you can guess, their platonic relationship turns into a physical one when Heath gives Jake a spit slam in a tent! So, that’s why the Venice International Film Festival gave the pic a Golden Lion. Heaven knows the scene had Mr. Man bareback mountin’ the tiger in his jeans! After Ennis and Jack’s temporary job comes to an end, the copulating couple separates and heads back to their respective lives. That is, until one of them meets a fateful demise years later. Needless to say, this film is a tearjerker. As such, you’ll need to watch with a box of tissues — because you’ll be jerking off when you see Mr. Ledger’s full frontal nudity! Yes, the naked babe jumps off of a cliff next to Jake’s equally bare body double. Despite Mr. Gyllenhaal’s shyness, he was named Best Supporting Actor at the British Academy Film Awards. Our pants are giving him a standing ovation!