Dead Man Tells His Own Tale (2016)

Just because you're in South America doesn't mean that you can escape those notorious man-hating Celtic goddesses! Diego Gentile stars in Dead Man Tells His Own Tale as a womanizing advertising executive who doesn't treat women as well as he should. In the words of a poet "Womanizer, woman-womanizer. You're a womanizer. Oh, womanizer, oh. You're a womanizer, baby." Indeed! But all of that changes when Diego is abducted by a gang of Celtic goddesses with one mission in life and one mission only - to end all of mankind and let womenkind reign supreme. No more men? Say it ain't so! These radical Celtic goddesses pick off men who haven't done right by the women in their lives, and Diego soon finds out that his years of mistreating women come at a cost. His freedom! Yes Diego loses his freedom, but we're more concerned with the scenes in which he loses his clothes. In once scene he wakes up completely nude in a morgue. He walks around without any clothes, giving us a look at his ass before a dude gets a look at his scream-worthy cock and balls! And in another scene Diego takes a sensual shower, showing us his tight little bod, but unfortunately here the camera trickily never pans below Diego's waist. Whatever the case, from the Celtic goddesses to the ass to the overall high caliber nature of this piece of art, we just can't recommend Dead Man Tells His Own Tale enough! Now, have fun having Womanizer stuck in your head for the rest of the day...