Thursday afternoon has got to be one of the slowest times of the week for me, so I'm going to speed things up by treating both myself as well as you guys - my best friends - to five random erect cocks. How am I choosing the five celebrity penises that will be gracing this blog post? Lol. There's no methodology here silly. Just five penises with enough blood pumping through them toeject us out of the purgatory that is Thursday afternoon and seed the endless possibilities of the weekend ahead.
Lars Eidinger in Goltzius and the Pelican Company
Hugo Metsers in Blue Movie
Karl Glusman in Love
Markus Reid in Under the Rain
And of COURSE...
