Get Hard (2015)

With a title like Get Hard (2015), we just had to get into this flick. The R-rated romp is a lot like Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) if Leonardo DiCaprio’s character managed hedge funds and was convicted for fraud and needed someone like Kevin Hart to ready him for prison. Okay, okay, it’s actually nothing like The Wolf of Wall Street, but you get the idea. Under the direction of Etan Cohen (not to be confused with Oscar winner Ethan Coen), this crime comedy centers around Barrow Funds businessman James King (Will Ferrell). At the start of the pic it seems he has everything: wealth, success, a big house and a gold-digging fiancée (Alison Brie). After awaking next to her, James gets up and shows off his yoga moves in the buff. As a matter of fact, we get to see his fuzzy chest and nude booty just 2 minutes into the movie! If that’s not hot enough, the skintastic actor flashes his back and ass while banging his leading lady standing up. But things soon change when King is busted for a white collar crime and sentenced to ten years in San Quentin State Prison. Since he has one month left of freedom, he uses that time to hire his car washer Darnell Lewis (Hart) to help prepare him for time behind bars. In other words, King has got to get hard. Speaking of, Will tries to give fellatio to Matt Walsh’s (prosthetic) peen but he blows it!