Siri, who is my daddy? Oh, it's not George Clooney? You don't know what you're talking about I hate you! And scene. The man, then myth, the legend George Clooney turns sixty-years-old today, and everyone and their DILF is asking: Where can I see George Clooney naked? And the answer is: More places than you think.
Yes, it's true that George Clooney never amassed the dudity résumé was had hoped he would. The man has two Oscars under his belt and 94 acting credits on IMDB, yet has only gone nude for a handful of roles over the years. No matter. Because what roles they are. When it comes to nudity, George Clooney may not deliver quantity, and he may not deliver quality, but he's naked, and doesn't that count for something in 2021?
In order to celebrate America's silver fox and all that he has to offer, we're rounding up all of George Clooney's sexiest scenes to date. In addition to going nude in Solaris, The Men Who Stare At Goats, and The American, George has delivered a number of supremely sexy shirtless shots over the years. Most notably in Out of Sight, where his effortlessly muscly body is out of this damn world.
If you want Cloontey all up in your poontey, then hit the gallery below for his sexiest scenes to date. No, he hasn't stripped down for the realistic older/younger gay scene we've all been willing into existence, but girls. This is his birthday. We shouldn't be greedy.
