Immortal creature, probable vampire, and actor Paul Rudd is having a birthday today. Happy birthday to him! That being said, what is a birthday to someone who clearly does not age? Paul Rudd has looked 23 for about thirty years now which is both unfair to the rest of us and a gift to anyone who swoons at the sight of Mr. Rudd. That should be all of us, right? I mean, look at this guy: he's hot!

Happy Birthday to the Ageless Paul Rudd

Not only is he handsome and a hero as Ant-Man, but he is also really funny. Ugh, it's not fair. If you look this handsome, then your personality should be as vivacious as cardboard. Not the case for science experiment who escaped from the lab and became an actor, Paul Rudd. I first became a fan of Paul's when I saw him in the cult comedy Wet Hot American Summer. He played Andy, the hot hunk who was also a jerk. Say no more. It's a delight to watch nice-guy Paul play a mean hunk in 80s short-shorts - especially when he shows his ass!

Happy Birthday to the Ageless Paul RuddHappy Birthday to the Ageless Paul Rudd

Whether he is showing his ass in a playful or serious way or just going shirtless and showing off his superhero abs, Paul is a delight to watch. I'm sure there is a painting in an attic somewhere that is a gruesome version of Paul, but hey I'll take it. Go on and make deals with the devil, Paul, if that's your secret to beauty. For all I know, Paul could be the living Fountain of Youth. Like damn...how did he have abs like this only six years ago when he was in his forties?!

Happy Birthday to the Ageless Paul Rudd

It is also worth mentioning that Paul has no problem playing gay. That means that we have gotten to watch him smooch men and even bang actor Steve Coogan in the 2018 film Ideal Home. Watch that here: