Happy Halloween! Or should I say "Hallopeen"? This holiday feast your eyes on these tricks turning out treats as we check out hot horror movie men and their meat. Watch these scenes filled with dicks that will have you saying dick-or-treat!
Jack Reynor in Midsommar
Let's start with a modern classic: Midsommar! This A24 Ari Aster flick took us to Scandinavia where a cult preys on visiting anthropology students from America. Jack Reynor is chosen by one of the women in the cult to be her lover. He is seduced and taken into her hut for a ritual where he thrusts inside of her, showing his ass. When he leaves, we see Reynor's penis!
Greg McKeon in Vampire Boys
Vampire Boys is a 2011 camp fest about a vampire who has to find a mortal to spend eternity with. It's a love story and it's also a fabulous display of chiseled hunks. This film has hunks like Greg McKeon who takes off his pants and shows his thick dick. I vant to suck his penis!
Lee Roy Kunz in Deliver Us
Oh, Daddy, deliver us from hot horror! That is what Lee Roy Kunz does in this 2023 film. This film takes an ancient prophecy about an antichrist and places it in a convent in Russia. Catholicism, demons, and other scary things happen. What isn't so scary is that the aptly named Father Fox, played by Lee Roy Kunz, helps everyone. He's the hot, naked hero this horror movie needs!
Rory Kinnear in Men
Rory Kinnear is no stranger to showing his dick - even in horror films and TV shows! He has played a nude creature in the past, but he returns to nudity in Alex Garland's 2022 creep-fest. When a young woman takes a solo retreat to the countryside, she notices that the village appears to be filled with men...but they all appear to be the same man. What's going on? You will have to find out! I will spoil that Kinnear's cock populates the village and my spank bank.
Dustin Demri-Burns in All My Friends Hate Me
This horror comedy is heavier on comedy, but the premise is still scary. Essentially, a man is about to have a little reunion with his college friends when he starts to believe that all of his friends suddenly hate him. Why does he think this? Well, they try to kill him. The psychological torture mounts and has the audience wondering what's real. Is this in his head or are his friends really hell-bent on murder? Dustin Demri-Burns plays the perfect frenemy when he disrobes and banters with his pal taking a bath. Check out that bush!
Mark Duplass in Creep 2
Mark Duplass turns out to be one of the creepiest guys of all time in Creep and Creep 2 in which he hires a documentarian to follow him. The camera person does not realize that he does this as a way of toying with his victims because, yes, the camera person he hires ends up becoming his next victim. In one startling scene, Mark poses totally nude. He is confidently full frontal as he stares down the camera. He has every reason to be confident. Just look at that cock!
Horst Baron in Antichrist
Lars Von Trier is a master at disturbing his audiences and Antichrist might be his most disturbing masterpiece. In this horror film about a grieving couple losing their minds when their son dies, Willem Dafoe had to use a pornstar body double named Horst Baron. Why? Because allegedly Willem Dafoe's DaDick is TOO big. Director Von Trier believed his penis would be distractingly large, so Horst Baron had to step in. And Horst's hog is smaller?! This thing is thick:
