The twenty-eight-year-old model slash actor Patrick Schwarzenegger is simply gorgeous, and he takes center stage in the new HBO Max series The Staircase. Sure, Patrick Schwarzenegger doesn't show skin here, but he has the kind of Ralph Lauren model good looks that the role of a preppy rich early 2000s suburbanite calls for. He's keeping it suburbanTITE!
Patrick Schwarzenegger sadly doesn't share nearly enough shirtless pics on Instagram, so we need to appreciate and celebrate the video he took of himself looking every bit the Sean Cody model we're willing him to be! But before we get to this floral swim trunk fantasy Instagram video, we have some business to attend to. Let's check out Patrick Schwarzenegger's best nude (yup, he has a nude scene!) and shirtless on-screen moments to date, shall we?
Patrick Schwarzenegger's Nude Video And Pictures
Patrick has a blink and you'll miss it nude scene in 2019's Daniel Isn't Real. Daniel might not be real, but that ass is! Patrick bangs a chick from behind in a straight sex scene, and we can see his butt in the process! Until Patrick Schwarzenegger coughs up better nudes, this scene will have to do. You can find the nude video and some pics below!
Patrick Schwarzenegger Sexy And Shirtless Roles
What he lacks in nudity, Patrick makes up for in shirtlessness. See his lean, model-hot body in 2016's Prettyface, and more importantly, check out Patrick in just his underwear as he goes swimming with Bella Thorne in 2018's Midnight Sun! His body is just so ripped here, and for the first time in our lives, we find ourselves wishing that we were Bella Thorne. Kidding! We don't.
Patrick Schwarzenegger Shirtless On Instagram
Of course all of this brings us to Patrick's Sean Cody video. Kidding, it's not really a Sean Cody video, but it might as well be. For no reason, Patrick filmed himself shirtless, jumping from a sauna to an ice bath. He's wearing Sean Cody-approved board shorts, and all he needs is a bud to keep him company. Never change, Patrick Schwarzenegger... except out of your clothes!
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