We love when celebrities go nude. It's kind of our whole thing. So when a celebrity that I never expected to go nude goes nude, it blows my mind. Here are five guys who have gone nude that truly shocked me. They made me say, "HE went nude?!"
5.Flea
The Red Hot Chili Peppers have been an alternative rock mainstay for decades now. The California cool band first became famous in the 90s which is when they got to perform at the infamous Woodstock '99. There have been two - TWO?! - documentaries made in the past two years about the event which ended in angry 90s kids rioting. Before we get to the doom and gloom of the situation, we get to see bassist Flea go nude in both documentaries.
He performed nude with his blue hair and not a single piece of clothing in sight. He won't leave your balls blue!
4. Malcolm McLaren
Who is Malcolm McLaren? Fans of punk rock know that he is the controlling, chaotic, British svengali who assembled The Sex Pistols and pushed them into stardom. He worked with Vivienne Westwood, the fashion icon, at her shop in London and assembled bands that they then dressed in their fabulous attire. He was behind many bands...so what is HE doing undressed in a movie?
He was ecstatic over the success of The Sex Pistols and got them a movie made. In 1980, they starred in The Great Rock-N-Roll Swindle...but so did he. In a movie that wreaks of his desire for fame, Malcolm is in the movie and he even takes a bath in the buff and shows off his cock. Hey, you know what? Go off, king!
3. 50 Cent
It was recently announced that 50 Cent is ending his partnership with Starz which effectively means that there will be no more Power spinoff shows (there are SO many). 50 Cent is a rapper turned actor and incredibly successful producer. This series is a bonafide hit and it might be partially due to his boner.
In one scene, he whips out his penis and starts jerking off. We see his REAL cock and it looks thick. 50 Cent is walking around with this dick in his pants? People would pay top dollar, sir! He claims, however, that he didn't know that his dick would be shown in this scene which makes no sense (he is, after all, the executive producer).
2. Jay Mohr
Comedian Jay Mohr has been quiet in recent years. He is not performing comedy as much as he was in the 1990s (probably because he is well-adjusted), but in the 90s he was a lovable and goofy star who shone brightly on Saturday Night Live where he would do Weekend Update bits like "Jay Mohr's Nutty Sports Bloopers". So it was shocking - and delightful - when the SNL star did full frontal nudity in a music video.
He appeared in his friend's music video taking an outdoor shower with no clothes on. Just look at that BODY, honey! The funny man is packing heat.
1. Art Garfunkel
This one is especially shocking to me, a fan of music and movies. I love Simon Garfunkel - who doesn't on an autumn day? - so when I watched Garfunkel's TWO nude scenes in 1980's Bad Timing, I was thrilled. Art showed us the art of his ass. But that's not all. Look closely and you can see his back sack, too.
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