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The men’s sportswear company Ron Dorff has a storied history of hotness, primarily focusing on outfitting gorgeous men in tiny brief-style swimsuits. Or as we refer to them - Speedos. Or as they refer to them in Australia - budgy smuggler. Eggplant eggplant. I mean, tomato tomato!
The Ron Dorff Instagram account is a great place to go to see pictures of stacked jocks filling the living daylights out of their Ron Dorff underwear. But no pic got us quite like a recent one that Ron Dorff shared of Sean Connery looking like an absolute snack attack in a pair of white form-fitting swim briefs. And what form is it that they’re fitting, you might ask? Just some nice big balls and a prominent James Bond cock. That form.
you might not have known that Sean Connery competed at the 1953 Mr. Universe pageant when he was only twenty-three-years-old. Sean came in third (we demand a rematch!) but everything ended up just fine for Sean. A director in attendance at the pageant took notice of Sean and helped him get a footing in the industry. Oh, we forgot. Sean Connery is 6’ 2” tall.
PSA: Sean Connery took third at the Mr. Universe pageant in 1953. Take a look back in history pic.twitter.com/vtgrlz5ROR
— Jane (@judassgagaaa) July 3, 2020
Yeah. We wish we were at this weird pageant too. And older and more distinguished Sean Connery went nude in The Man Who Would Be King and Robin and Marian. Our best look at his daddy af bod might just be in the Bond classic From Russia with Love, where we can see his hot hairy chest and manly facial features. The bulge? Well, you’ll have to refer back to the Mr. Universe pics for that. From Russia with Bulge!
