What would we do without the Below Deck Sinematic Universe? This Bravo reality television franchise delivers one hot dude after another, and Johnathan Shillingford fits right into the mix. He's a chef on Below Deck Mediterranean and cooks up something almost too hot to handle ten episodes into season nine when he spreads his legs on the beach to reveal his big beach bulge! It's not the nudest that a man has gotten on this franchise, but you don't always need to be naked to be sexy. This Dominican delight was in the yachting industry for seven years when he bulged out on Below Deck, and states that his biggest hobbies are twerking and cooking. We should be so lucky to have such a man in our lives! Now John, when are you going to hang dong?