Keith David is a handsome man with a deep, smooth voice that could melt your privates. The Harlem-born hottie is truly a legend of American cinema, best known for possibly being infected in The Thing (1982), teaching Taylor about surviving Vietnam in Platoon (1986), beating the crap out of Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live (1988), and helping Ben Stiller get the frank back above the beans in There's Something About Mary (1998). Iconic! A New Yorker and Juilliard graduate, then got his start on stage, then did some bad 70's stuff before landing the role in John Carpenter's legendary, Antarctica based sci-fi flick in 1982. He had a long run as the flannel wearing handyman on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in the mid 80's, but didn't last long in the kid stuff. Speaking of man handys, we got our first look at Keith's beautiful body in the forgotten Daniel Day-Lewis art dealer comedy Stars and Bars (1988). At one point, Daniel's in a locker room chatting with Keith, who is only in a pair of blue boxers. That long and lean chest is a work of art! And it sure is fine! Keith had all sorts of legendary roles in the 80's and 90's like the butt kicking bouncer Ernie Bass in Road House (1989), hired gun Sgt. Cantrell (we double checked to make sure we spelled it correctly) in The Quick and the Dead (1995), the nuke pushing General Kimsey in Armageddon (1998) and Mary's dad in There's Something About Mary (1998), but we got to see Keith's seat meat thanks to his outstanding role as Big Tim in the Oscar-nominated drama Requiem for a Dream (2000). There's something to see! What a dreamboat, Keith stands naked in a hallway while talking to Jennifer Connelly. When he walks away, we see his ass in all its glory. Staring at that thing's addictive! In the 2000's, Keith turned to TV with roles on 7th Heaven, The Flash, Black-ish and E.R., while also spending a lot of time doing voice roles for animated shows like Justice League, Robot Chicken, and Adventure Time. Keith even won some Emmy's thanks to his narrative skills. But while he dabbled with TV and animation, Keith returned to the heights of Hollywood blockbusters when he played Otis Haywood Sr. in Jordan Peele's UFO thriller Nope (2022). We sure hope we haven't seen the last of the ass of Keith David!
