It was always my favorite joke on Arrested Development that George Michael and Maeby were cousins who played with a will-they-or-won't-they vibe. I loved it when they saw a French film together about cousins in love, but luckily that plot or the suggestion of that two cousins would succumb to their desires for each other. What a tantalizing plot! Luckily, we don't have to go too far to find that. I started my search by looking at two different films with the title Cousins to see which kissing cousins would be hotter.
The 1989 film Cousins gives us Keith Coogan and Ted Danson shirtless, but George Coe shows his ass. Those pants have simply got to go! The plot follows two couples who go to a wedding and wind up swapping partners. More than a cousins-in-love story, it's really just a partner swap story. It's also pretty hetero! But that ass and a Cheers-era Ted Danson make it worthwhile.
The 2019 film Cousins is not related to the 1989 one at all and luckily for us, it's very gay. Really, it's a no brainer which one of these films with the same title is hotter. This movie is literally about distant cousins who meet for the first time and flirt. Thiago Cazado and Paulo Sousa play distant cousins who get naked and get busy with each other. There's cock and ass aplenty between these two in this Brazilian cousin-love story.
Check out these distant relatives getting intimate. What even is a cousin? Looks like it's all relative:
