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Cousins

Cousins (1989)

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What is not to like about Cousins?  We take a peak Cheers level of fame Ted Danson and put him as a charming, slightly bohemian ballroom dance instructor and then have two of the most gorgeous women of all time, Sean Young and Isabella Rossellini, fawn all over him and the winsome William Petersen as well.?  You had me at 80s daddy's Ted Danson and William Petersen, Joel Schumacher!  SO we open at a wedding of an older couple and guests trickling in couple by couple, two of those couples are Larry (Ted Danson) and Tish (Sean Young), who are married with a kid from Larry's first relationship who is now a teenager, all living in the same apartment.  Second couple is the womanizing Tom (William Petersen) and his gorgeous wife Maria (Isabella Rossellini), who he cheats on constantly, which easily sets him up as the jerk of the bunch because how could you ever have an affair if your wife is the icon Isabella???  While the wedding gets into full swing, Tom begins to flirt with Tish, eventually having a one night stand behind his wife AGAIN, while Tish cheats on her husband for the first time...  Well when Maria finds them flirting with each other, who does she confide in for her misery and heartache?  You guessed it...  Larry!  So it's basically infidelity "Inception" as the cheaters fight to win back their partner who they pushed away and into the other's partners arms!  We definitely get to see the Danson and Petersen eye candy of the 80s shirtless, but it's the sexy and seasoned George Coe, who moons the crowd at his own wedding that is the lone nude scene in this one!  We also get to see 80 cult teenage flick legend Keith Coogan without a shirt on at 18 years old, so it's a win-win-win-win for the boys who stack up against Sean and Isabella if you ask us!