Tango & Cash (1989)

It was inspired casting placing Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell, two of filmdom's most macho men, together for a manwich of an action movie called Tango & Cash (1989). But what was really brilliant was including a shower scene so we could see the buns on these brawny beefcakes! In the cult classic flick that's always pops up on those "Most Underrated Movies" listicles, Sly was Ray Tango, the super smart East LA detective who likes to wear three-piece suits and dole out stock tips when he's not chasing bad guys. Kurt was Gabe Cash, the slovenly, cowboy boot wearing, revolver flashing All-American West LA detective. They're opposites in nearly every way, except that they're both incredible cops. Kingpin Yves Perret (Jack Palance) is pretty sick of them stopping all his drug shipments, so he frames them both for murder and the FBI comes at them guns-blazing. Yves was pretty thorough, so they get thrown into a maximum-security prison alongside a ton of crooks they've arrested. Now, the odd couple have to team up to survive prison, find a way to escape, figure out what's going on and clear their names. Since a ton of the film takes place in prison, you know what that means: prison shower scene! Yes, both hunky hams show off their deliciously defined booties...in the same scene! They're taking a shower together while fighting about exactly who framed them and put them in this precarious position. Prepare to do a little wango tango! Sadly, nothing too homoerotic happens between these dudes so if that’s your thing we leave that up to your imagination. It shouldn’t be hard. What’s a little Cash ass without a lot of love tango? That shower scene's the money shot in Tango & Cash!