My Man Crush this week got me hooked in the easiest way possible: by being unabashedly and unapologetically naked. Ugh, be still my heart! It turns out going nude is the quickest way to get me to become obsessed with you. Who knew? Well, you all did because you're in the same pervy boat as me, but STILL. My crush this week is the super naked and super sexy Irish hottie, Robert Sheehan.
Robert Sheehan is best ogled at for his role in the 2009 series Misfits where his ass seemed to really miss fitting into any pants. Oh, well! He introduces his bulge to us in a striped thong but took it all off to show a skinny ass in his nude debut.
That was only the beginning. Robert went cock-out in Fortitude to show his uncut penis and his more muscular ass before a, particularly brutal scene. You may not have the fortitude to see this bloody scene thru until the end, but that's okay because he would soon return to the screen to go naked in a much more congenial way.
In The Song of Sway Lake, Robert plays Nikolai who walks around totally nude in a very long scene that shows his nude body off at every angle. From ass to back sack, to the tip of his cock hanging between his legs we absolutely love looking at his Blarney Stones. We love it...and so does the nice old granny who gets a full frontal view of naked Robert Sheehan.
He's back and starring as Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy on Netflix. Check out this scene where he emerges from the water in white linen wrapped around his waist like a sexy diaper. He sports a beard and wet hair as he walks out of the water like he's sexy Jesus or something. Check out Robert in The Umbrella Academy below. Warning: you might need your own umbrella because you're about to get wet!
