Today's crush for our beloved Man Crush Monday column is someone who is very famous and very trending at the moment. There's a reason for that which we will get to! His big news aside, he is someone who is very famous and you may have been crushing on him for quite a while. We are talking about the one and only brunette babe Joe Jonas. #MCM to one of the hottest Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas!
First of all, we have to talk about why Joe Jonas is trending. News broke over the weekend that Joe Jonas filed for divorce from his wife Sophie Turner. He alleged that he was divorcing his wife due to her hard-partying lifestyle although some allege that that is a lie because there are several interviews in which Sophie says the opposite: that she loves staying at home and her husband is not as much of a homebody.
So which is it? We will likely not know, but the fact that the pair has differing stories and Sophie is telling the press how devastated she is indicates that this divorce might be a messy one.
I never thought that Joe Jonas would have a hostile divorce - let alone that he would get divorced at all because the Jonas Brothers all seem to clean-cut. They definitely have all leaned into the Wife Guy trope. That being said, Joe's divorce means something good and hopeful for those of us who crush on this handsome gent: he's single, folks.
Joe came to fame due to his musical trio that he had with his brothers. He has attempted some solo work and some acting, but the Jonas Brother himself has never gone nude. He has shown off his sexy little body a bunch in their music videos and even in a Saturday Night Live sketch where the 34-year-old showed us his sexy bulge.
I'm sorry...are they all packing their bulges?
I actually don't think that the brothers are false-bulging here. Joe Jonas also showed a pretty sizeable package to unwrap when he went shirtless in the 2016 music video for Body Moves. He moved his body to the side and showed off a profile that was VERY noticeable.
While Joe Jonas has never gone nude, his brother Nick definitely has. Nick is actually Joe's younger brother, so maybe this middle child should take a cue from his little brother and go nude. He has gone nude in Kingdom and Careful What You Wish For, showing his ass in both.
Will Joe Jonas go nude someday? Now that he is single, he might be inspired to engage his audience with a little more sexy activity. I am still hoping that he gets some advice from Nick and starts acting in nude scenes - real nude scenes. Would a sex scene even be in order?
I certainly hope so. I am sorry to Sophie Turner, but I love picturing all of the activities that single Joe Jonas might get up to. Let's see how much of a party boy he might really be!
