Mark Wahlberg is a dad in real life, but can we even call him a DILF? The term implies that someone looks over thirty, and we just don't know about Mark. This man seems to be aging in reverse, and proven in these new beach candids! the fifty-year-old's infamous healthregimen (he wakes up at 2:30 am and goes to bed at 7:30 pm, with onlya fewhours allotted for family time in between) is the stuff of Internet legend. Prior to Mark we were skeptical about the health benefits of celeb cryo chambers, but it looks like a cryo chamber doesa body good!




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Cut to these new beach candids. Mark's smooth wrinkle-free skin covers some rippling abs and huge manly pecs. We've said it before and we'll say it again - direct sunlight is the biggest challenge with any of us with flaws to hide, and the paps are not known for snaping the most forgiving photos in the first place. Yet here Mark is. Looking like a million bucks under what could be the worst possible conditions for a shirtless beach pic. Tell me your secrets! I say while not typing this from a cryo chamber.

Today is now officially all about Mark Wahlberg shirtless, so we'll shut up and let you get to peeping the goods! Oh, and if you want to see Mark Wahlberg naked, then you need to check out his scenes on Mr. Man. This family guy has anaughtypast, capped by his performance as a hung porn actor in Boogie Nights.To the window, to the Wahlberg!