It's like Hollywood is finally listening or something! Our dream of seeing Bradley Cooper and Matt Bomer play gay lovers will be a reality in the upcoming Leonard Bernstein biopic Maestro! This will be Cooper's first directorial feature following his wildly successful A Star Is Born remake. Bernstein is the legendary composer who scored On the Waterfront, West Side Story, and more. He was married with three children but was closeted. And guess who plays his down-low loverboy. Matt Bomer.

Bomer is rumored to portray a clarinetist who plays a little game of hide the clarinet with Bradley Cooper. Reed me for filth! This is just... ya... very hot news, especially considering both men just recently made their epic frontal nude debuts. In the 2020 Netflix remake of The Boys in the Band, Matt Bomer exposed his large penis and full au naturel bush while getting out of the shower in front of Sheldon herself. And we probably don't need to tell you that Cooper made his highly-pube-licized penis debut in the 2022 critical hit Nightmare Alley!

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Bomer is gay in real life while Cooper isn't. It will be interesting to see what these two men bring to their respective roles of closeted homosexuals making a go of things in the 70s. In A Star Is Born, Cooper included a scene of Lady Gaga's shaved beaver, so who knows what he'll show of Bomer. Or himself. Will we get two dicks! Probably not. But a website can dream. Maestro does not have a release date but we'll keep you updated on everything Matt Bomer and Bradley Cooper sex scene. Gawd willing.

In order to get a sense of what might go down in Maestro, check out the hottest nudity from both Bradley Cooper and Matt Bomer below! These boys are putting the wood in woodwind!