The NFL’s 59th Super Bowl is this Sunday between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs, and while others may be analyzing the teams’ stats to predict who might win, we at Mr. Man are comparing both these cities by a much sexier metric - nudity!
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This match-up got us wondering which of these hometowns has turned out the hunkiest of naked hunks. We found six knockout nudes from each city, so it’s a close race - see which locals are representing their fair city below!
Nude Actors Born in Philadelphia
The Philly lineup has some heavy hitters, and we’re not just talking about star power. Half of the nude actors from the city of Brotherly Love have done full frontal: Bradley Cooper’s cock made an appearance in the bathtub in Nightmare Alley, Richard Gere flashed his firehose from afar in American Gigolo, and Kevin Bacon showed his meat in the shower in Wild Things. The “West Philadelphia born and raised” Will Smith also took a steamy shower in I, Robot, but we also got a peek at his ballsack in Wild Wild West. Future Superman David Coronswet made us sweat by baring his booty in Affairs of State, and we think Rob McElhenney must have sensed this blog post was coming because he JUST went nude again in the new season of Mythic Quest.
Bradley Cooper
Richard Gere
Kevin Bacon
Will Smith
David Coronswet
Rob McElhenney
Nude Actors Born in Kansas City
The lineup from Kansas City is a bit lesser-known, but there are still a few recognizable names, like MCU star Don Cheadle, who has gone bottomless a bunch, most recently in his series House of Lies. Then there’s Chris Cooper, who brought out his caboose in Adaptation and won an Oscar for it. The only openly gay actor on the list is Tuc Watkins, who’s tush was seen in Retake, while Edward Kerr and Rudy Reyes also bared their buns in Above Suspicion and Generation Kill, respectively. And just like the refs allegedly do for Kansas City, we’re gonna cheat a little and put director Robert Altman in our last spot. Sure, the man never went nude himself, but it’s because of this Kansas City, Mo native that we saw Tim Robbin’s cock in The Player and musician Huey Lewis whip out his dick in Short Cuts.
Don Cheadle
Chris Cooper
Tuc Watkins
Edward Kerr
Rudy Reyes
Robert Altman
Which city reigns supreme? It feels like when there are this many nude hotties to look at, we all win!
