It’s the last month of the year, and Netflix, Amazon, Max, and Peacock have added tons of new streaming content chock full of big-name nudes and naked newbies to keep that dominant hand of yours busy til Christmas! Use your free hand to keep scrolling for all the details!
Kneecap
This year’s musical bio-drama about these real-life Irish rappers is now available on Netflix, and it’ll have you wanting even mo’ cheek when you see Mo Chara flash us his fanny.
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Project X
Netflix also now has this 2012 found footage comedy where the camera catches Thomas Mann’s moneymaker while he’s in the shower, turning it into Project XXX!
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A Haunted House and A Haunted House 2
Both of these Paranormal Activity-liked spoofs are now on Netflix, and while only the first has Nick Swardson putting the boo in booty, both have star Marlon Wayans baring his backside several times, including a scene of him soaping his seat in the tub and a few of him bumping uglies with a creepy doll.
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The Trunk
Netflix’s new K-drama delivers the nude debut of South Korean hunk Jo Yi-geon, who shows us the junk in his trunk during a steamy shower scene. Too bad the camera cuts away before we see his other junk!
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Senna
You can also watch this new Brazilian Netflix series based on the life of Formula 1 racer Ayrton Senna. He’s played by the smoldering Gabriel Leone, and in the fourth episode there’s a somewhat distant shot of his sculpted ass that’ll have you racing for the remote!
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ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord
This year also saw the release of this documentary about the South African rap duo, which can now be seen on Amazon. When member Ninja isn’t performing on stage, he’s shaking his tatted ass cheeks on private planes, which could be another reason why they call them “the friendly skies.”
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SAS: Rogue Heroes
This BBC One drama series set during WWII is also now on Amazon starring Barbie’s Connor Swindell and a bunch of other hot naked soldiers. This show will really have you standing at attention!
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Mare
A Swiss/Croatian collab from 2020, this drama features some floor sex where we see Mateusz Kosciukiewicz’s naked backside. See Mateusz go bare in Mare on Amazon!
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Dark City
Fans of Rufus Sewell in The Diplomat should head over to Amazon to catch his sweet can getting out of a bathtub in this sci-fi mystery from 1998. It’s Butt City over there!
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Vision Quest
A year after his nude turn in Birdy, underappreciated 80s celeb Matthew Modine briefly brandished his buns in this teen sports drama during a wrestling weigh-in that’ll have you wrestling with yourself!
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Nip/Tuck All Seven Seasons
Amazon now has all seven seasons of this old-school Ryan Murphy series starring Julian McMahon and Dylan Walsh as plastic surgeons who both like to strip down occasionally. A pre-Hangover Bradley Cooper joins them on their naked journey when he shows up in Season Five, while Mario Lopez gives us access to his hot Hollywood haunches while showering at the gym.
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Metroland
Christian Bale made back-to-back films in the 90s that were set in the 70s, and this is one of them. The big difference is this is the one he went fully nude in and it’s now on Amazon. In it, Christian struts around without a stitch so we can see every inch of his beautiful landscape.
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Siblings
This BBC Three series from 2016 is also now on Amazon, and thankfully the Brits aren’t prudish when it comes to guys getting nudish, so we get some nice bum from Michael Marcus and Mark Quartley.
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BMF Season One
Amazon is also the place to watch the first season of this Starz crime drama series. While the second season goes harder when it comes to nudity, the first does have some naked booty from Eric Kofi-Abrefa.
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Hamlet 2
The 2008 comedy starring Steve Coogan as a struggling actor-turned-high-school-drama-instructor can now be streamed in Max. Two is also the number of bare butt shots we get of Coogan, both of which will have you going ham on your sausage!
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The Northman
Robert Eggers’ Nordic drama from 2022 has Alexander Skarsgård and Claes Blang playing two hunky Vikings that both show their Scandinavian seats before battling it out in the buff. We’re really Viking this movie!
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Another Kind of Wedding
In this dysfunctional family dramedty from 2017, David La Haye and his man-bun keep running into Jessica Paré, first in a sauna then in a hot tub. Both encounters find the furry David dropping his towel and presenting his naked tush to the camera.La Hayyyyye!
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