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The Northman (2022)

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The Northman (2022) is a Robert Eggers film that will take you on an old-school Norse ride filled with drama, magic, Vikings, and hot guys who play those Vikings. Robert Eggers previously brought us The Witch and The Lighthouse, so we know we can expect tension and atmosphere from this visionary director. The Northman's plot follows one particular Viking prince whose father was murdered. He goes on a personal mission to avenge his father's death in this star-studded cast that includes icons like Nicole Kidman, Anya Taylor-Joy, and even Bjork. You know it's Scandinavian when Icelandic popstar Bjork shows up! The men here are also highly hot. Claes Bang is the guy you will want to bang when he plays Fjolnir The Brotherless. He is also the Pantsless when we see his booty. He is naked as he rallies a crowd around him. Showing your ass has historically always been one way to get support. Alexander Skarsgard plays Amleth who also delivers ass in a nighttime sex scene in the woods with Anya. Lucky Anya for getting a chance to be up close and personal with sexy Skarsgard in the woods. Other hunks include Willem Dafoe who plays Heimir the fool, but he is not fooling when he shows up shirtless in a loincloth. Ethan Hawke may play a ruthless king, but he humbles himself in this scene where he crawls around and barks like a dog. We're barking at these beautiful boys! The Northman will make your south point north.