We’ve got a dozen nude reasons to Netflix and chill this week, so let’s dive right into the gorgeous goodies that your favorite streaming platform has in store!
Valeria Season Three
The Spanish original series is back and so is the amazing ass of hottie Maxi Iglesias. He starts the season off right with a sexy bang sesh in the premiere and gives us an encore of his firm fanny in episode 5!
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Barracuda Queens
This new series from Sweden features the swangin’ sausage of one Carsten Bjørnlund, who’s daughter catches him playing a sexy game of chase while completely nude! His barracuda would have us down down down down on our knees!
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XO, Kitty
The series that’s a spinoff of To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before and its sequel focusing on the youngest Song Covey daughter, Kitty, has dropped and its already been greenly for a second season. If you’re a fan of pretty prep schoolers going shirtless and swapping spit with each other, then this is the series for you!
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Fake Profile
Another new series, this one from Colombia, is a cautionary tale of catfishing when a woman who was lied to on a dating app tracks down her lover and moves in next door. Rodolfo Salas plays the family man Miguel, who pretends to be a plastic surgeon named Fernando to woo a Vegas dancer. We see his deceitful derriere in seven sexy scenes, not to mention the gleesome gay threesome that is Felipe Londoño, Mauricio Hénao, and Julián Cerati. Our hard ons are definitely real!
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Suits
Netflix recently added every season of this USA series, but it isn’t stars Patrick J. Adams and Gabriel Macht who appear in the buff, but rather Rick Hoffman who flashes some ass in a hospital gown during a marriage proposal in season 3.
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Unbroken
The 2014 drama from Angelina Jolie is now available to stream, where prisoners of war Jack O’Connell and Domnhall Gleeson are told to strip down and have water thrown on their bare backsides.
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Magic Mike
The original male stripper dramedy is also now on Netflix, and what better way to start your summer than with Channing Tatum and a crew of chiseled beefcakes bumping and grinding down in toasty Florida.
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Jarhead
Jake Gyllenhaal buffed up and stripped down for this 2005 war drama, baring his booty and a bit of backsack, plus Evan Jones displays some shadowy frontal during a shower scene featuring lots of random rumps.
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Slap Shot
Arguably one of the best hockey comedies ever made, this 1977 film serves as the one and only nude scene from actor Michael Ontkean, who distracts from a violent fight on the ice with a sin-credibly graceful striptease that ends with his naked butt cheeks.
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The Five-Year Engagement
Speaking of butts, Jason Segel shows his twice in this 2012 rom com about a couple that can’t seem to make it down the aisle.
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Takers
The only taker we’re really interested in is the late Paul Walker, who takes off his clothes for a late night dip in this 2010 thriller. We should mention there is also a great shot of Idris Elba’s giant bulge. He's not fully nude, but we’ll take it!
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Death at a Funeral
This death-centered family comedy based on a British film from 2007 gets completely upstaged by James Marsden’s captivating caboose, which comes out when his character takes a hallucinogen and scales a roof in the nude. It’ll take your erection to new heights!
