While you’re stuffing your face with food this holiday, why not help yourself to a nice serving of nudity? These are the newest titles with nude dudes that have been added to Amazon, Max, and Peacock and they’re about to make this time with your family a whole lot more awkward. Or maybe less awkward, who knows? Boner Appetit!
Pimpinero: Blood and Oil
Amazon now has this new film from Colombia about people who risk their lives smuggling gas across the border from Venezuela. Former Mexican soap opera star Alejandro Speitzer plays the youngest of three brothers who strikes out on his own and tries to build up a smuggling operation with his girlfriend, and we catch a quick look at his out-of-focus fanny in the shower before he climbs into bed with her. Too bad we don’t get to see what else he’s smuggling under that towel!
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The Couple Next Door
Just as the Starz series Outlander is in the home stretch, Amazon has added another UK series where Sam Heughan bares his bum. This crime drama from last year has the sexy Scotsman playing a naughty neighbor who goes nude while laying some bagpipe with Eleanor Tomlinson.
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Riviera Season One
Another Brit drama series on Amazon, this one from 2017, where Vincent Perez gives us a peek at his cheeks when he gets out of bed after a roll in the hay with Lena Olin. Seems like the best view along the Riviera is actually inside!
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Flowers Seasons One and Two
More nudity from the UK, and while both seasons are now on Amazon, you’re going to want to pay close attention to Season One, because that’s where Angus Wright’s ass can be seen while humping away in a poolside sauna. Though the second season does have a crazy close-up of a prosthetic cock!
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The White Princess Season One
Amazon also has the one and only season of this period drama from Starz, which gave audiences a double dose of derriere in Episode 6. Jacob Collins-Levy brings out his barenaked backside while getting freaky in the sheets and then Patrick Gibson’s glutes are spied when he appears outside a window while in the buff. Nice royal rumps fellas!
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The North Water
You can now watch this 2021 AMC+ series on Amazon which has Philip Hill-Pearson stripping down to get examined by a roomful of dudes, plus a thick Colin Farrell doing the same an episode later. Forget north, we’re more interested in what’s going on down south!
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Killing Me Softly
For those with Max, head over to the streamer to check out this thriller from 2002 starring Joesph Fiennes and his amazing ass, which he whips out in three sexy scenes. You might find yourself not so softly spilling while watching!
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Best Man Down
This 2013 comedy is now streaming on Peacock, and it has Michael Landes briefly brandishing his behind when he gets out of bed after a fling with Sasha Andreev. Just like Sasha, you’ll be left wanting more!
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Based on A True Story Season Two
The second season of this Peacock comedy series is better than the first for one very specific reason - Chris Messina’s booty! The most underrated of the Hollywood Chrises, he drops his robe and shakes his moneymaker to try and get Kaley Cuocco’s attention. He definitely has our attention!
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