Move over, sugar plums—something else will be dancing in our heads this holiday now that Amazon and Netflix have added these nudity-heavy titles to their platforms. These hunks are here just in time to keep us warm with their hot, naked bodies, and now that they’re streamable, you can fill your days off with multiple viewings! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

Some Like It Rare

Our first two unwrapped packages are on Amazon and come from this 2021 French comedy horror about cannibalism, so while it’s not the sexiest of circumstances, we’re still glad to see frontal from Alexis Pujol and Maxime Flourac and add some meat to our holiday menu!

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Beau is Afraid

He may be sporting a set of giant prosthetic balls, but we still get plenty of Joaquin Phoenix frontal and backal, plus some bonus nudity from Bradley Fisher in this 2023 Ari Aster film now available on Amazon. We’re not afraid to admit we’re turned on!

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Age of Reason

Also on Amazon, this 2018 period drama stars Finnish cutie-pie Konsta Laakso as an injuredWWII soldier who finds love, and then loses his clothes! He runs into a lake nude, delivers frontal for a photo, cuddles up to his lady, and collapses naked in the snow. Konsta being constantly unclothed will be the reason you Finnish!

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1992

Netflix recently launched this new mystery series from Spain, and like a lot of Spanish Netflix projects, the makers didn’t hold back when it comes to nudity. Victor Rivas and Jaime Ordóñez both show their naked asses while Carlos Manuel Díaz’s dick and ballsack can be seen in the bathtub… before he’s set on fire. So hot.

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One Hundred Years of Solitude

Netflix also premiered the first part of its epic adaptation of this Gabriel García Márquez novel recently. The story is about several generations of nudies, played by South American studs like Marco Antonio González, Andrius Leonardo Soto, and Édgar Vittorino. With more episodes on the way, this show will have enough spankable material to last one hundred years!

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