We are in the throes of summer, so it's the perfect time to pitch a tent. I'm talking about camping in a tent, of course. What did you think that I was talking about? Mind out of the gutter! Just kidding. This is Mr. Man. We are obviously talking about BOTH. I put together some camping nude scenes to make pitching a tent in the woods - and getting wood - even easier.
Brandon Oakes in Through Black Spruce
Brandon Oakes will have you as hard as a mighty oak when this thick hottie shows his buns as he returns to his teepee. The long-haired Brandon Oakes is an Indigenous actor from Canada and he played a Canadian native in this 2019 film. Brandon isn't just camping. He is honoring the ways of his ancestors in his teepee. He also honors them by being totally nude!
Charlie Ross in Early One Summer
Speaking of heading back to camp, Charlie Ross does that in this well-lit scene, which shows Charlie's tranquil camping set up. He heads to his tent without his clothes on, letting us linger on his long legs and precious peach. Camping with a naked Charlie Ross is a summer that I would never forget!
Kyan Loredo in Kissing Darkness
Kyan and his lover set up a BDSM tent in the woods to spice up their camping experience. They spice up our viewing experience when they have sex in the tent. Kyan's male lover spreads Kyan's cheeks when Kyan is riding him so we can all ogle that hole. I'd love to kiss that darkness!
Todd Jenkins in Cherokee Creek
Todd Jenkins directed this film that he stars in. That means that he directed himself going full-frontal while camping in the woods in this horror-comedy where friends in the woods are terrorized by Big Foot. Um, is the Big Foot Todd's penis? Because that's one big foot! His thick cock may as well be a legendary creature of the woods because he has me wanting to hunt for it. I hope it's real!
Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain
These two begin the film as ranch hands who sleep in tents in the gorgeous western wilderness. We see Heath Ledger's ass in the background of a scene where Jake Gyllenhaal is trying not to look. It's okay, Jake! Sneak a peak. You know we're looking at Heath's hiney even if it's a little fuzzy in the background. I won't turn down a celebrity butt even if it's a blurry butt.
The two even make love in a tent. We don't see any nudity in this scene, but it is a very tender lovemaking scene that show these two cowboys going at it in a tent. Does anyone else get tent sex fantasies after watching this? Raise your penis - er, I mean, your hands. Anyway, you can watch the scene right here and see if anything rises in your pants:
Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain
00:33:00 Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal are skintastic in this sexy scene! (1 min 3 secs)
