The Royal Variety Performance happened, and an eclipse of preposterous good fortune happened. Harry Styles, long-haired prince of the Billboard Top 40, met the actual Prince Harry. And they talked. They talked, and it was photographed. Hold onto your pantsthis is a lot to take in, we know. Behold:
The Royal Variety Performance is already an out-of-this-world event. Thepatron is the Queen Mum herself, and the best musicians on Planet Earth grace the stage to raise money for struggling entertainers and shower our eyes and ears with happiness. This year, Elton John, Little Mix, Kylie Minogue, and One Fucking Direction (not their actual name, of course) were there. And then there was Prince Harry, ginger god of our hearts.
When 31 year-old Prince Harry met 21 year-old Dreamboy Harry, a very, very important question was answered. The Prince asked Boy Band Bae, When was the last time you got your hair cut?
According to our photographic records, it's probably been a couple years. Harry was all like I'll do it later, which we fully support. Those luscious locks look far too fun to run our fingers through.
It's unclear if Harry and Harry made plans to hang out together in the future, but we're afraid the paparazzi might explode if they do. Can the world handle that much debauchery and beauty together? Will they serenade bars of innocent civilians with Temporary Fix together? Because everyone is going to faint. That's a fact.
