June 6th is D-Day, which can only mean one thing - we're rounding up ten big juicy celebrity dicks! That's right. We do D-Day a little differently around these parts. So which celebs have the biggest dicks? It's tricky, because the biggest dicks don't always get the most screen time. A brief and/or shadowy shot of, let's say, Liam Neeson's massive elephant trunk in Under Suspicion, leaves us with an incomplete data set. Ben Affleck obviously has a huge penis - it's what nanny wants - but again, the obscured and brief look at his penis in Gone Girl detracts from its magnificence.
Jesse LaVercombe's Bouncing Erection In Violation
Large Cum Shot At End Of Under The Rain
Shia LaBeouf's Real Erection
Gaspard Ulliel Washes His Penis
On the other hand, celebrities like Shia LaBeouf, Tom Mercier, and Gaspard Ulliel allow us to all but give them physicals. Shia showed his impressive erection in his notorious Nymphomaniac movie. We can't and won't shut up about Tom Mercier's massive penis - potentially the largest one of any actor. And the gorgeous Gaspard Ulliel has a huge penis that he washes off during a well-lit, outdoor group military shower.
But that's just the tip. We've got so much in store for you on D-Day, so hit up the gallery below for the biggest celebrity penises!
