Tor Erik Bøe Nude

Would it really and truly surprise you to know that an actor named Tor Erik Bøe once appeared in a short film titled Norwegian Salmon in 2013? Was it the weird slash that clued you in to the fact that Tor is from a country other than the US of A? Hang on, Mr. Man is going to look up if there’s an official name for that letter (any opportunity for a teaching moment…). Heh, heh. It’s kind of unofficially and officially called an “o with stroke,” which seems oh-so appropriate given where Mr. Man is about to head with Scandinavian actor Tor. Here’s how Norwegian Salmon is described on IMDb: “Through the image of a lonely orgasm in the night, the sea bears the metaphor for both sex and death.” And while that one may be a little more deep and contemplative than you’re willing to go right now, Mr. Man is happy to report that Tor’s one other on-screen acting credit belongs to the short film Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual (2011). Though it could also be deemed a little esoteric and maybe even a little on the odd side, the film is set in a snowy parking lot next to a picturesque lake. Tor and his fella are skateboarding along the blacktop. They are both naked. Nude. Sans clothing. Sometimes they have stiff dicks, sometimes they’re just sporting a little chubby action. Both are enjoying the activity, and the roll-by penis-brushing-penis stunts that ensue. The film says it’s a, “beautiful and intimate courtship ritual,” and Mr. Man is okay with that. We mentioned Norwegian Salmon at the beginning of this Biography, and that happens to be where you can see Tor actually masturbate - like we have the footage right here! He fondles himself through his underwear while on a boat, and his resulting orgasm is the entire focus of the twelve minute movie. We want to give this Norwegian a squeazin'!