Scottish sex symbol Ewan McGregor first shot up into fame as heroin-addicted anti-hero Mark Renton in the 1996 druggie drama Trainspotting. They should have called it cockspotting, though, because it was the first time we got to Ewan’s uncut member on screen. We’d love to get an injection from this hunky junky’s spike! In 1999, Ewan went from heroin to hero as a young version of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. He reprised the role in the two sequels, 2002’s Attack of the Clones, and 2005’s Revenge of the Sith. We must be feeling the Force (in our pants) because we’re ready to grab Ewan’s saber and light it up. In 2009, Ewan played the gay prison lover of Jim Carey in the arthouse movie I Love You, Phillip Morris. His decision to take a ride on Jim Carey’s Ace Ventura may have been a little questionable, but the thought of Ewan doing a hard time in joint and hitting the showers is enough to make us start thinking about breaking a few laws ourselves. Is it a crime to dream of doin’ Ewan? It better no be! He plays both two characters in the third season of the TV series Fargo in which he plays a successful and clean-cut hottie and his criminal twin brother. We get to see both Ewan as a businessman in a short sex scene and his bad boy twin gets it on with separate women. Before his gay dalliance, Ewan was a little wilder when he played rockstar Kurt Wild in Velvet Goldmine (1998) in which he performs completely naked! He even sports a stiff salute to the crowd when his boner is so rockhard that we could probably play a few notes on that rod. He gets so naked as Jerome in The Pillow Book (2014) in which he shows off his perfect figure covered in Japanese writing like he's a work of art. We'd love to get up close and personal with Ewan to read all of those figures...especially the ones that cover his ass! Speaking of ass, we loved watching him strip naked and go ass out to skinnydip in Zoe (2018) - just to name one of his bootylicious movies. The others include T2 Trainspotting (2017), The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) and Nora (2000). He didn't stop showing his member there. Ewan also went nude in Brassed Off, Rogue Trader, Perfect Sense and Nightwatch. Wow, that's a lot of dick! One thing is for certain: Ewan is not a dick about showing his.
Solid Geometry (2002)