T2 Trainspotting (2017)

Not only did Danny Boyle come back to the director's chair for T2 Trainspotting (2017), but basically the entire gang of wisecracking Scottish heroin addicts that viewers fell in love with watching 1996's Trainspotting returned for the sequel. Who'd have thought these druggies would've survived nearly two decades after watching their quest for a score all those years back? In this one, Mark "Rent Boy" Renton (Ewan McGregor) has been sober since ditching his buddies and fleeing to Amsterdam. But life is lonely without his bros, so after suffering a heart attack he goes back to Edinburgh to see what his old friends are up to. Daniel "Spud" Murphy's (Ewen Bremner) still a junkie even though it cost him his wife and son, Simon "Sick Boy" Williamson (Jonny Lee Miller) is a coke addicted bar owner and con artist, and Francis "Franco" Begbie (Robert Carlyle) is in prison. Since he stole their money all those years back, Mark doesn't get a warm welcome when he comes home, even though he offers to give back their money. Instead, all the fellas need Mark to make things right in some unique way, so soon enough they all get up to their usual antics - including turning a pub into a brothel with a fraudulent business loan. Of course they weren't going to straight! Speaking of not being straight, we spot Ewan's butt in bed when he's lying in bed with a babe and after seeing that donkey there is no question which way Mr. Man swings! Sure, we'd seen it before but there's no chasing the first high with that kind of guy! He'll also look all sorts of jacked running around a field naked with Jonny Lee Miller! But it's Simon Weir who bares butt, cock, AND balls in a bed scene of his own! Simon is going to pound town with a hooker, until he starts pounding her with his fists and Jonny Lee Miller has to come save the day. The violence is gross but the hot shot of a dangling dong? Inject it into our veins! T2 Trainspotting will have you dreaming of touching the junk of these junkies once again!