The Magnificent Eleven (2012)

Charles Bronson, Yul Brynner, Horst Buchholz, James Coburn, Brad Dexter, Steve McQueen, and Robert Vaughn. If these stars of The Magnificent Seven (1960) are studs, it only stands to reason that any actor in The Magnificent Eleven (2012) would be almost twice as sexy. Enter Paul Barber, Benjamin Coakley, Phil Deguara, Robert Fucilla, Steve Giles, Jody Halse, Gary Mavers, Danny Midwinter, Josh O’Connor, Sean Pertwee, Phillip Rhys, Mike Sengelow, Irvine Welsh — and a returning Robert Vaughn! In this sporty retelling “Cowboys” is actually the name of an underdog British soccer team. And the “Indians” in this case are the owners of an Indian restaurant that the Cowboys must work for in order to secure sponsorship for their team. Of course, viewers are the ones who really score since the movie showcases the abs and buns on the athletes’ bodies. Just two minutes into the flick, the stripped-down jocks board a bus in nothing but cleats and shinguards. As such, we get to see the naked T&A on Benjamin, Danny, Gary, Irvine, Jody, Josh, Mike, Paul, Phil, Phillip, Robert, Sean, and Steve. Too bad they’re holding their junk in their hands. Later, the bare blokes re-board the vehicle. Needless to say, this is one bus you wouldn’t want to miss! The hotties also steam up the screen when they flash their flesh while taking a shower in the locker room. As you can guess, the sight of so many wet pecs and moist buns has Mr. Man reaching for his own towel!