We could lie and say that we watch reality television for the culture, but who are we kidding? We're tuning in because a surprising number of reality shows have shown the male form in all of its glory. The advancements in human horniness afforded by reality television shows over the past few decades is really underappreciated. This isn't just an art form, it's a science! So, which shows are we talking about, and how great are the cocks, really? The OG new wave of trashtastic television was the British Love Island. The premiere season remains the best, and features Joshua Ritchie grabbing his cock and nut sac in bed and his competition Max Morley stripping nude in front of the housemates.
Ep. 01x22 | 00:39:00 Joshua gets ready for bed by slipping into his birthday suit and jumping into bed with his ass in the air. He ends up flipping over and showing his tanlined package! (1 min 22 secs)
Lewis Bloor brings the intensity to the long-running series Celebrity Big Brother. This brother is big indeed, playfully flashing everyone with his almost erect penis in the shower!
Lewis Bloor in Celebrity Big Brother
Ep. 18x13 | 00:35:50 Reality hottie Lewis Bloor shows off his perfect long dong while taking a shower! Did we mention that we love British television?! (29 secs)
Then you have Bear Grylls, the daddy of all reality television daddies. This outdoor adventurer stripped fully naked to flop around in the mud in his series Bear Grylls: Escape From Hell.
Bear Grylls in Bear Grylls: Escape From Hell
Ep. 01x04 Bear strips down and takes a mud bath. There's a nice look at the survivalist's seat, sack, and schlong. Sweet! (42 secs)
We saved the best for last, as no other show has been able to out-penis Naked Attraction. One contestant chooses a date from six naked people standing in boxes. The boxes are raised each elimination round to reveal more of the potential dates. After the contestant chooses the final two, he must strip naked before selecting his mate! This formula equals tons of uncut British cocks. None are as girthy as what Naked Attraction contestant Adan Shefta has between his legs. It's getting real!
Adam Shefta in Naked Attraction
Ep. 02x02 | 00:42:07 Adam Shefta shakes that thick "Shaft-ah" as he joins his two finalists on stage while choosing which one to take on a date in his Nudecomer debut! (53 secs)
