Everyone's talking about the new trailer for Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, including us. We're obsessed with the new Prince Eric, played by Jonah Hauer-King! And we especially love that he showed his whozits and whatzits, and even his thingamabobs on screen!
But we want more. Of course. So we're rounding up all of the sexiest Disney princes and ranking them by fuckability! Keep scrolling to see the hot men who played princes in Maleficent, The Lion King, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and of course The Little Mermaid. After seeing this list, you're going to have some poor unfortunate holes! Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry.
6) Dan Stevens as Beast in Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Many men would put Beast at number one on this list, and to those men we say, get it gurl. Beast treats women like Michele Morrone does in 365 Days - in that he kidnaps them - which does bring the kink factor. However, this hairy Beast is a little too intense for us. We're talking about Morrone.
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5) Mena Massoud as Aladdin in Aladdin (2019)
Okay, this one is a bit of a stretch. Aladdin used his first wish to be turned into, Prince Ali, but was he technically ever a prince? That's for the historians to debate. Whatever the case, the actor who plays Aladdin, Mena Massoud, is a cutie, and posts tons of workout pics and vids on Instagram.
4) Jonah Hauer-King as Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid (2023)
We've yet to see how the new Prince Eric holds up on screen, but if he's anything like the original, then he'll help me discover that I'm gay.
3) Donald Glover as Simba in The Lion King (2019)
I don't want to hear it! Simba grew up and out, and the actor who voices him in the live-action remake of The Lion King, Donald Glover, has a hot little body and a big fat ass. Everything the light touches is our kingdom, including dat ass.
2) Brenton Thwaites as Prince Phillip in Maleficent (2014)
Brenton Thwaites is simply a stunner, and he made for a Prince Phillip that we quite frankly don't think Aurora deserved. A prince like that needs a man! Blessedly, Brenton Thwaites showed off his gorgeous ass in the opening credits of Son of a Gun.
1) Richard Madden as Prince Charming in Cinderella (2015)
Was there any doubt? Richard Madden plays Prince Charming himself, and let's just say that he really turns my pumpkin into a carriage, if you know what I mean.
