Some people are born with sexy names, others, like the erotic Englishman Ralph Brown, have to bring the sexiness to them. Nerds everywhere know Ralphfor his role as starship pilot Ric Olié in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999). But Ralph is much more than a George Lucas-created character, he’s a serious actor that has won all sorts of stuffy awards for his work on the theater stage. The bald and bespectacled babe first hit the screen in the TV movie The Merry Wives of Windsor (1982) and we all knew what had those wives merry. He had a long run as P.C. Muswell in the mid-80's London cop drama The Bill, but really made a name for himself in the 90's with memorable appearances in movies like The Crying Game (1992), Wayne’s World 2 (1993) where he played the M & M seeking, tiger fighting roadie Del Preston, and of course his time flying around Naboo. But our favorite work of Ralph's from back when everyone was terrified of Y2K was in a miniseries called Extremely Dangerous (1999). It's a Sean Bean led drama about a wrongly accused of murder National Criminal Intelligence Service officer on the run while simultaneously trying to clear his name. When the internet got big, a whole lot of us had to learn to clear our search history after seeking out Ralph's nude debut in the movie. Ralph flashes a bit of buns while in bed with a woman. Dangerously sexy, one look at that ass had us wishing we could go to Brown town! After pleasing our cock, Ralph moved on to play Miami Vice in the small screen adaptation Lock, Stock..., then showed up in the movie that made Vinnie Jones a star, Mean Machine (2001). Ralph was Wintersgill on Meadowlands, General Entin in Jack the Giant Slayer (2013), and Tim Sherrington on Elementary. But While Brits have always know Ralph was the tits, recently us Yanks have been getting the memo thanks to his roles like Nobel Prize winning physicist Max Planck on Genius, General Henry Clinton on TURN: Washington's Spies, Del Patterson in the Will Smith clone drama Gemini Man (2019) and LBJ on Godfather of Harlem. If that show's true to presidential history, Ralph Brown needs to show us his jumbo!
