Captain America: Brave New World hits theaters this weekend, and everyone's talking about the introduction of Red Hulk (Harrison Ford) into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He's a character who gets big and red when he's hot and bothered. Can relate! Joking aside, we couldn't miss this opportunity to bring you the top ten big red raging hard dicks. We don't know why we are the way that we are, okay?
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Whether or not you plan to catch Captain America in theaters this weekend, we can all check out some big red things from the comfort of our own homes by scrolling through the gallery below. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny. Actually, you would, because that's when I do crazy sh*t like this!
