Do you ever notice how some TV shows and movies seem to go out of their way to cover up a guy's cock? The man is clearly naked - or implied to be naked - and everything can be seen except for his dick. It's funny and frustrating, but sometimes it is so creative that I just have to give the scene some props. Here are a few strategically non-nude scenes that use creative ways to cover a cock.
The blanket is one of my favorite coverings. Take it from Alexander Dreymon who does it in 2020's Horizon Line. The horizon appears to end at that blanket on his dick. James Marsden opted for a pillow in Dead to Me and he held onto that pillow for dear life to keep his dick from view in this scene. The blanket is used all the time and sometimes the blanket ONLY covers the penis which is really funny to me. Who lays like this???
Sometimes furniture can do the trick. Oscar Isaac's cock was cleverly hidden by a really long table in the 2021 epic Dune. He's obviously naked in this scene, but the long table obscures his sci-fi sex organ.
Food can be used to hide a penis AND make us hungry for more. Chris Evans famously made me horny and hungry in Not Another Teen Movie in which the slim-built sexpot covered himself in a whipped cream bikini. Whipped cream strategically covers his crotch and leaves me wanting to lick it all off!
Finally, towels are a classic way to hide a cock. Whether the guy is in the bathroom, the locker room, the gym, the pool, the beach, or anywhere else that a towel can be easily grabbed, we are definitely not strangers to the towel trick when it comes to hiding a hog.
The Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino performed in a live show and hid his penis with a towel. Honestly, I love this scene because I had no idea that Vinny was THIS hot. Look at that stellar body! Other guys opt to keep it subtle like Roque Ruiz in his locker room scene. Again I ask, who is hiding their penis like this in a locker room with other half-naked men when they have just gotten out of the shower? They are really asking me to suspend my disbelief in scenes like these!
One of my favorite towel scenes occurs in the pilot episode of This Is Us. In the opening of the entire series, Milo Ventimiglia left us all panting when he sat naked on a bed waiting for a sexy birthday lapdance from his wife. He placed a towel on his lap in front of his penis for reasons that remain unclear to me. Why would a man do that for a birthday lapdance from his wife? Regardless, he does it (probably because this is an ABC show) and he has me needing to peek under the towel to see what's going on.
These were some commonly seen non-nude scenes - as well as some of my personal favorites. Feel free to let us know what your favorites are. I know that there are wilder ones than these. Some get even more creative, like this one from Vampires Suck:
