Vampires Suck (2010)

Vampires Suck (2010) is a hilarious horror-comedy that makes fun of the popular vampire movies and books of the 2000s. Remember that this was THE era of Twilight, so vampire things were huge at this time. Becca is a teenager who has to juggle school and the two hot boys that are fighting over her attention. Oh, what a wonderful dilemma to be in the middle of! She and her friends deal with regular teenage drama, but then things get even more intense when they discover that some of the folks they know are blood-sucking vampires. Ugh, FML! Everything escalates towards a truly blood-thirsty, funny, and super sexy prom night that delivers the drama mama. There are a lot of sexy men in this movie that you will definitely want to suck on your you-know-what. David DeLuise is Fisherman Scully who goes shirtless. Chris Riggi plays Jacob White (like Jacob in Twilight) who goes shirtless. Charlie Weber plays Jack who goes shirtless. Hey, that is a lot of shirtless sexy men! Do you want these shirtless boys to turn it up a notch? Well, you are in luck. Matt Lanter plays Edward (again, the Twilight of it all) and he not only goes shirtless, but he only shows his ass. However, it is a body doubly booty, but that's okay with us. We will take what we can get. That ass can drive a stake right through our hearts...or through any hole that he wants to because we are living for these undead dudes.