Polar (2019)

Based on a wild graphic novel and directed by former Swedish black metal band member Jonas Akerlund, it shouldn't be a huge surprise that Netflix's Polar (2019) is one of the crazier action flicks on the platform. In this grimy neo-noir thriller Mads Mikkelson plays Duncan Vizla, an assassin staring down the barrel at an imminent retirement. Duncan works for a company called Damocles, that makes you retire once you turn fifty but gives you a golden parachute for your troubles. But because not enough of their assassins are dying before retirement, Damocles is going broke. The company decides they'll send Duncan out for one last job, then kill him so they don't have to pay up. When Vivian (Katheryn Winnick) sends him to Belarus, she doesn't realize Duncan's the best of the best, so he dispatches with the hitmen they send to take him out with ease. Seeking refuge, Duncan will move to remote Montana and slaughter everyone Damocles sends after him, while romancing his new neighbor Camille (Vanessa Hudgens). Of course, even the best contract killer can't stay safe when the contracts get rich enough, and once you care for someone, they become a target. Can Duncan keep himself alive, while also keeping Camille safe? It's safe to say these hot ass assassins are sure to have you tugging on your pole when they take their clothes off! The hefty hunk Pedro Miguel Acre reveals a meaty package in his underwear while he's getting nailed to the wall after Duncan interrupts his drug fueled orgy. We'd love to nail him, too! The real tease comes from Johnny Knoxville who gets shot and killed poolside while he has a massive boner. The boner is prosthetic, of course, but you'll still jack to that fine piece of ass! But the most erotic scenes in the movie all come from Mads, who shows that his butt and body are still incredibly tight as his character approaches fifty years old. Whether he's letting a doctor check him out, boning a babe in front of a roaring fire as a blizzard ravages his cabin, or just defending himself from some hitmen while naked in the snow, that ass is the Polar opposite of unattractive!