Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)

Spike Lee is back again with his Kickstarter-funded, romantic thriller remake joint Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014). A remake of the 1973 black horror film Ganja & Hess that only got made when Steven Soderbergh threw ten grand into Spike's bank account, the film stars Stephen Tyrone stars as Dr. Hess Green. Dr. Green is a well-established anthropologist whose scholarly work brings him into contact with a cursed dagger from the Ashanti Empire. During a drunken moment inside Dr. Green's Martha's Vineyard home, his suicidal research assistant Dr. Lafayette Hightower (Elvis Nolasco) repeatedly plunges the artifact-turned murder weapon into his chest. With guilt weighing heavily on Dr. Hightower, he commits suicide. But Dr. Green isn't dead for long. He pops up and starts drinking the blood of the still dying Dr. Lafayette. Yes, Dr. Green has become a vampire, and soon enough he's stealing blood from hospitals before the creature of the night moves on to slurping down ladies of the night. Then, Hightower's ex-wife Ganja (Zaraah Abrahams) tries to figure out what happened to her hubby, only to end up in Dr. Hess' bed. He makes her a vampire, and Ganja and Hess become the hottest vampire couple this side of Bella and Edward. Slay queen but try to avoid any vampire slayers! You'll really want one of these sexy man-vamps to suck you dry after you see the film's nudity. The soundtrack-heavy flick gives us full-on dick from Elvis Nolasco and shirtless sexiness from Stephen Tyrone. Holy Jesus, these guys are hot! Elvis will have you wanting to bend over and let him shake his hips when he goes full frontal getting out of the bathtub, while Stephen flashes his ass while he's thrusting into his girl, as well as strolling around his library in the nude. She's loving it, so Hess must be hung like a horse! With all that rumping and humping, Da Sweet Blood of Jesus will definitely get your blood pumping!