Piranha 3DD (2012)

What’s better than Piranha 3D (2010)? Piranha 3DD (2012)! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, this humorous horror flick comes along to remind audiences of bodacious beach bums! The second installment of the franchise stars Danielle Panabaker as Maddy, a marine biology student who co-owns the Big Wet waterpark with her sleazy stepfather Chet (David Koechner). Daddy dearest has a plan to revitalize the venue with an adult section showcasing strippers who can swim. Little does he know that Big Wet is connected to the skinfamous lake from Piranha 3D by way of an underground river. Suffice it to say, there will be plenty of fluids flowing once the floodgates are opened to horny customers. After David Hasselhoff makes a cameo as himself at the park’s debut, we get to view a bunch of hunks in their bathing trunks! The movie also includes Chris Zylka, Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Matt Bush, and Adrian Martinez’s nude booty! That’s what happens when a fish latches onto the ass of Big Dave (Martinez). The R-rated pic also features the amazing abs and muscular back on Jean-Luc Bilodeau. Merci beaucoup! As Josh, the topless hottie steams up the screen when he bangs his lady in bed. Unfortunately, things don’t go well once a piranha attacks his dick. That’s when Bilodeau’s body double takes over to flash his ass, sac and prosthetic shaft. Despite the gore, this aquatic chiller diller has got Mr. Man hook, line and pecker!